Morningtime H!P News Round-Up

Tough new anti-Berryz laws introduced…

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Police are looking for six accomplices. Dopey, Happy, Horsey, Tally, Grumpy and Batshit Insanity.

Aikawa Maho suspects the Japanese remake of The Abominable Snowman may be a little low budget…

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Can you guess what it is yet(i)?

Maimi coaches Nacky on how to get more followers when posting blog pics…

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No Nacky. With mouth open…like we practice in private.

A rare picture of Suzuki Kanon with Angerme’s Takechan emerges…

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Suspicions that Kobushi Fanclub events are getting a little too fanservicey are raised…

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“Ha. What a silly oversized cartoon-like personality you are”…

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…Said the rodent to Momochi.

What’s the best thing to spread over your breakfast of a morning?

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Ah that’s right…Honey. The stuff the bees make is quite nice too.

Important checklist for going out in the snow. Gloves? Check. Boots? Check. Warm top? Check. Pants…

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There’s always something.

Talking of Mizuki it’s good to see a picture of her meeting her biggest fan..

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I didn’t think her singing was that bad…actually yes I did. Even so it seems a shame that all these years later Koharu still feels the need to wear a disguise in public…

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Ai-chan tries to erase “whore” shirt memories with more English…

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That’s snot how I’d describe love.

Two C-ute members make an offer you couldn’t refuse…if it had come from any of the other three members…

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I didn’t think the single was that bad…actually yes I did. It still seems a shame that all these years later Kudo can’t get over the tenth gens awful debut single Pyoco Pyoco Ultra. She still feels the need to wear a disguise in public…

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Hello! Project management express fears that Honey’s lack of popularity is starting to get to her…

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Her imaginary handshake sessions are making everyone feel uncomfortable.

Idol McIdolface finalists announced…

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And finally dangerous escaped convict caught trying to abduct a cute idol…

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Remember crimes like Berryz Kobo are very rare so please do sleep well and don’t have nightmares.

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ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHPLEASEGODIHOPEIT’SJUSTANIGHTMARE!

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