A is for Airi.
Bikinis! Urgh. Disgusting!
B is for Berryz.
Urgh. Well that’s quite enough of that. Bikinis…disgusting!
C is for C-ute.
So pretty. So summery. I mean err..urgh. Bikinis. Disgusting!
D is for Daishi.
♥ Ayumi is beautiful. I mean despite the bikinis obviously.
E is for Eripon.
Dis. Gus. Ting.
F is for Fukumura.
G is for Glee (when attacked by a shark).
Still disgusting though.
G can also stand for Group.
Morning Musume are a happy group. Except for sometimes Oda Sakura who is probably thinking about all those disgusting bikinis. And who can blame her? Urgh!
H is for Hagiwara.
H also stands for HNNNNNNNG. The sound some people make when they see someone in a disgusting bikini. HNNNNNNGGGG. That’s the sound. HNNNNNNNNG.
I is for Iikubo.
Iikubo Haruna is a very attractive idol. She’d make a great fashion model. Unfortunately in these pics she’s wearing a disgusting bikini. Yuck!
J is for Juice=Juice. And what does Juice=Juice equal? Yes Miyamoto Karin.
What a cute kitty. Sorry I mean urgh. Bikini!
K is for Konno Asami because she was one of the most important idols in my early fandom.
I miss Konkon. Did I mention though that her disgusting bikinis are disgusting?
L is for Lovely. A.K.A. Takahashi Ai.
Lovely idol. But those bikinis…
M is for Michishige!
HNNNNNGGGGG…is the sound of letter H. It’s a sound some would make when looking at Sayu in a disgusting bikini HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG. That’s the sound. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. So just to be clear HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG is the sound some people would make when seeing Sayu in a disgusting bikini. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
N is for Nakajima Saki.
When I saw my favourite idol wearing bikinis that, let’s be frank about this, are disgusting I was absolutely shocked. So shocked I had to look at them several times to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me. Actually I think I’ll look again now just to make completely certain.
O is for Okada Yui. Remember her?
P is for Panda. Junjun! Yeah wish me luck finding pics for this one…
I can’t complain about her disgusting bikinis as I’m too busy missing her. Junjunnnnnnnnnn come back!
Q is for Quick! Hide!
Urgh. Horrible! Yuck! Take it away! And the bikinis too.
R is for Riho. Also Running away from Sayu.
Riho. Always looking over her shoulder in case Sayu is near.
Riho. Carrying protection just in case.
Sayumi acting normally. For her. “Rihoriho! ♥“
Riho there in the disgusting bikinis Sayu probably made her wear for her own perverted pleasures.
S is for Sugaya.
S is also for Surprise. Like when you see pics of Risako on my blog without me skitting at her. I’m not even going to skit at her disgusting bikinis.
T is for Togetherness. A bond that will never be broken. Oh. Wait…
I’d say their bikinis are disgusting but I’m still too busy not being over Yuuka.
U is for undressing. Such as when taking off your clothes to reveal a disgusting bikini.
There’s nothing worse than seeing idols whose talent and personalities you admire taking off their clothes to reveal attractive figures in disgusting bikinis.
V is for V-U-Den. A group who make A-Z’s so much easier.
V is also for virtuous. Bikinis are so disgusting that those of us who are virtuous would never dream to look at someone when wearing one.
The next set of pics of idols in bikinis for you to look at come under the letter W. W is for the wonderful Wada.
Wada is an art lover and is studying hard at university so she’s obviously intelligent. It turns out though that she’s also pretty. Being both intelligent and pretty is obviously wrong. I blame bikinis. Next thing you know she’ll be wearing short skirts or something. Disgusting.
X is often used to show something is banned. So in this case it stands for swimsuits as they aren’t bikinis.
I’m not sure if swimsuits are also disgusting. I’m guessing they are not as disgusting as bikinis but are probably still a bit disgusting. I mean you can still see her legs. Urgh.
Y is for Yajima.
Maimi is abs…olutely fabulous of course. Her bikinis though are abs…olutely disgusting. Urgh!
Z is of course for sleeping in the sun while wearing a disgusting bikini.
Shh. Don’t wake her. Just drape a towel over her while she’s asleep.
So there you have it. The A-Z of disgusting bikinis. I hope I’ve managed to persuade you that bikinis are evil and should be taken off. No wait…I mean not worn in the first place. Looking at idols on sunny beaches enjoying themselves is a disgusting past time. It could easily lead to finding people attractive, to feeling happy, to actually feeling sunny yourself. Urgh. The very thought. So please be careful when supporting these hard-working, talented, positive and beautiful idols. Don’t fall into the trap of finding them attractive in bikinis too. Like the human body bikinis are disgusting. It is unbecoming for anyone to feast their eyes on young flesh. Yours Reverend Morningtime of the Church of All Faiths.